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Things to do before you die

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Dear God

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An unexpected visitor

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Slugs and snails

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The point of no return

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Hidden Shallows

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A common garden pest?

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Just desserts

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Once upon a time

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What shall we do...........

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Oubliette

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Magic carpet

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Phantom

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Deliverance

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One of the few

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Thingummybob

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The big Kahuna

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Pussy cat pussy cat

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Zulu Dawn

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Hot Pursuit

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You dancin'?

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There are fairies at the bottom of my garden

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Escape

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Hobo

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Cock sure

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Winding up

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almost love at first sight

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Lovers Tiff

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Biosexual

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Porn star

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Lost again

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Retribution

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Cunning linguist

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Stop, look, listen

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Eating pussy

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Pride and joy

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The Lepidopterist

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On the road to Damascus

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A treat for The Girls

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Man eating chicken

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Having it off

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assorted limericks

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Nicking Nellies knickers

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Blown away

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Tough guy

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No user serviceable parts

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Very nearly a love poem

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Bundle of joy

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Crabby

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Love on the rocks

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Ring any bells ?

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Wishing

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Lovers Tiff

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Not so mid life crisis

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Into the land of the grey folk

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Feed me!!

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Blind date (for Shirley)

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Positive mental attitude

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Delicate flowers

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Trauma

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Heart and soul

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Pret a manger

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High fibre Harry

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Away with the fairies

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Jigsaw

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Zoonami

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Animal crackers

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No user serviceable parts

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Lonely hearts

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Don't put your Dad in a home

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Purple haze

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Birds and bees

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Those sandwiches were nice

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Sailing

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The perfect lawn

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The worlds biggest cock

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The word of God ?

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Respect

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Badger

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Sans culottes

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Stuffing

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Soup

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Lenten limerick

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Worms

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God moves in mysterious ways

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Insanely jealous

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I got a gal a very fine gal

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Nude on a Leopardskin rug

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Doggone blue

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Poppin' pigeons

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The curse of the single bed

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How to make a fruitcake

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Rhymers curse

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My little Willy

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A treat for the girls

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Chicken Licken

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Mind your head

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You dancin'?

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How to make baby

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Spaceship

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Summer in the Seychelles

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The single life

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Bear essentials

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The hedgehog benevolent society

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At the end

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Little Ted

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Custard

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Something for the weekend

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Death warmed up

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Pity the Reaper

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Jemima

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Getting even

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Please mister alligator

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The English gent

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Probably the best diet.......................in the world

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Tears

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Umbrellas

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After the gold rush

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African tree Badger (Melinae Arborius Africanus)

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Cat

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Twas early in the morning

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Sheep in thought

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The tooth fairy

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Marbles

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The postal strike

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Hush hush

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The Hunter

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Mary had a little lamb

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Australia

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Lost

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Bucket list

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Bundle of joy

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Tick tick tick

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Happy birthday

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Cool hand Gus

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Watching TV

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I never saw it coming

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Don't tell the wife

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The Beano

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Under new management

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Spam for tea

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Is it that time already

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Perfect pet ?

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Move over, please

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Screamers

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There are Fairies at the bottom of my garden

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Serpent

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Arachnaphobia

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Doodah

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V Twin

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On the road to Inverary

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Don't forget the sausages

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Lollipop

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Invasion

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Monster

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Mothers

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My word you do look queer

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A grand day out

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Evolution

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Your sandwich, your way?

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Chocolat'

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Refund

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Theres no place like home

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Cannabis

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Get thee behind me Satan

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Virgin

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Friendship

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Next Sunday after luncheon

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Mister ordinary

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Knickers

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If a Ginger kid bites you

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At a general public meeting

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Theres a pigeon on the rooftop

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Dreams

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Mindscape

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Baldy

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Addicted

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Au naturelle

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Naked

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Unicorn

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Hippopotamus

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Tractor

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Sweet repose

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Certified

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Hamster

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Superman

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The worlds greatest invention

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The worlds greatest invention

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Wellies

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Police academy

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Stars

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Space

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Grandma

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Ding dung

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Global warming, the simple answer.

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Every dog has his day

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Roasted nuts

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The Haggii

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Itchy and Scratchy

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recession

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Ascent

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Rudeness

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aerial assault

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Courage

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A selection box

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Natural disaster

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Heaven and Hell

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Vagrant

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Does my bum look big in this

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Euphemism

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Dead'n'buried

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Criminal

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Out of kilter

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Christmas present

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Christmas passed

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Sorry

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Nostalgia

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Single bed

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lonely

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Pirates

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Kiss me there

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pussy

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Eat Me

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Desire

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English Breakfast

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Chocoholic

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A Dragons tale

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Let sleeping dogs lie

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Take a hike

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Family Christmas

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Botty burp

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Gone fishing

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Princess

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Nessie

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Cowboy

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Backroad

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In the Doghouse

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Never let an Elephant

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Merry Christmas

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The Box

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The sock monster cometh

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Change of heart

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Beauty

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population

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School report

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Not growing up

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Good Boy too

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Piggywigs

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Good Boy !

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Fellowship

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Allergy

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Cockles and Mussels

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Monsters

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Jumpin' Jehovah

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Big Guy

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Keep it Simple

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In the pub,Friday night

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The Farmer (Limerick)

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Billy boy

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Autumn Love

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Going down the pub

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Honour

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It's not easy being perfect

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My dog has fleas

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Un Dieu M'aident

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Fortune

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tattooed lady

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Doggy Doos

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M C Kappa

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Bananas

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Aliens

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Just like your Mother

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I tell's the Wife

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The Dragons Lair

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