Please mister alligator

Please mister alligator don’t eat meThere must be something nicerYou could have for your teaA great big slice of carrot cakeA sickly sticky bunJust stay there, while I reach for my gunNow mister alligator, please stand stillDon’t come any closerCos you know that I willSo go home to your familyAnd the rest of your gangSmile mister alligatorClick click, BANG!

— shazbat, Nov 16, 2009

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Critiques

Candlewitch

16 years 6 months ago

Mister Alligator

LOL, a very comical and unconventional write. Always Cat

shazbat

16 years 6 months ago

Thanks cat, this is one I

Thanks cat, this is one I wrote for my three year old grand daughter, glad it made you smile. John

Kailashana

16 years 6 months ago

John, BTW, what DID your

John, BTW, what DID your mother eat when she was carrying you? Inquiring minds want to know. You never fail to delight my senses. Thanks for all the fish. (A hitchhiker's guide.) ~A "...when it agrees with reason and it will benefit one and all, then accept it and live by it." ~ Buddha

shazbat

16 years 6 months ago

Anna, are you implying that

Anna, are you implying that my wiring is somewhat defective, I can assure you my dear, that I am the most normal person that I know, it seems sometimes though as if I am surrounded by wierdos. Any way in answer to your question regarding mothers diet during pregnancy this little rhyme was found secreted in her purse, i hope it will shed some light. Cauliflower, coal dust, coriander, cumin These are all the things you need To make your baby human Eat in moderation, and remember please refrain From exceeding Daily limits Or you’ll addle baby’s brain John ps: Mummy was a bit of a glutton

Kailashana

16 years 6 months ago

Bless daddy for seeding

Bless daddy for seeding mummy an addled brain growing in her tummy little did anyone have a clue that John would be that cat's me-ew. And now he shoots alligators too, tell me truly, who knew? Hugs John. Lucky family. Lucky us. ~A "...when it agrees with reason and it will benefit one and all, then accept it and live by it." ~ Buddha