shazbat

May 09, 2009 ⭐ See this poem's read count — a supporter feature

Refund

Don’t talk to me like I’m stupid

Don’t think that I haven’t a clue

Don’t fob me off with excuses

Don’t tell me what I should do

You know that your product is faulty

You know that I have every right

You know that I want a full refund

You know that I don’t want a fight

But should you refuse my request, mate

And believe me that’s not very wise

I will take the product in question

And make sure it brings tears to your eyes

— shazbat, May 09, 2009

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Critiques

infinite_dwarf

17 years 2 months ago

LOL

That's tellin' 'em! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- - "Atheism is a non-prophet organization" - George Carlin -"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things" - George Carlin

shazbat

17 years 2 months ago

This is pretty much how it

This is pretty much how it was, and yes I did get my money back, as it was nearly £1000 I wasnt going to give up easily, thanks for reading Jess. John

Fleur MacDonald

17 years 2 months ago

That's the spirit

Sounds like the people i work for, would love to shove the job firmly up there!!!!!!! Thanks for making me feel better!! Fleur

shazbat

17 years 2 months ago

Fleur, where have you been,

Fleur, where have you been, seems like an age since you were last here, I hope you are well?. glad you enjoyed this one, thanks for reading. John

Fleur MacDonald

17 years 2 months ago

Hello

I was missing reading your work so I had to come back. I have been busy painting, working on my next show. Thanks for missing me. And thanks for the poetry Fleur

Kailashana

17 years 2 months ago

The squeaky poem er..wheel

The squeaky poem er..wheel gets the attention it deserves. ;-) John, you never cease to amaze me. Everything is fodder for a deliciously wicked poem. I like how you think things through. ~A "No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment of punishment." Article 5 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

shazbat

17 years 2 months ago

Well, thank you ever so

Well, thank you ever so muchly, not a lot of thinking went into this one as this is pretty much how the conversation went. John

Kailashana

17 years 2 months ago

when one has thought through

when one has thought through anything, everything is *effortless*....like a conversation... eh? ~A "No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment of punishment." Article 5 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

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