I got a gal a very fine gal

I got a gal a very fine galShe’s big and blonde and bustyI’m always there to show I careWhenever she feels lusty I got a gal a very fine galShe’s got a lovely figurePerfect size and perfect shapeDon’t want her any bigger I got a gal a very fine galShe keeps things neat and tidyAll ready for the weekend‘cause loving starts on Friday I got a gal a very fine galShe likes to give me pleasureFeeds me food that’s fit for kingsMy gal is such a treasure I got a gal a very fine galBut sadly I’m a leavin’I found out just yesterday

My gal’s a bloke called Stephen

— shazbat, Feb 07, 2010

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Critiques

heartbreaker

16 years 4 months ago

LMAO im at work very bored

LMAO im at work very bored and you have made my day!!!!!! thanks

shazbat

16 years 4 months ago

Glad to know it made you

Glad to know it made you laugh a little, thank you for stopping by. John

Kailashana

16 years 4 months ago

Shit Shaz, that’s not

Shit Shaz, that's not nice! My poor computer can't take any more coffee baths. You devil you! ~A p.s. send Stephen over here. I need a wife. ;-)

shazbat

16 years 4 months ago

So you enjoyed the little

So you enjoyed the little twist at the end? This actually happened a few years ago the guy in question was married for over a year before he found out, if i remember correctly he said that "she/he was a perfect wife and the sex was fantastic, I'll miss her/him" I need a wife too, I parted company from my young lady just before christmas and I'm now living on my own, actually I'm quite enjoying the peace and quiet so perhaps I'll settle for a lover. Anyway I'm glad that this one raised a little smile.What are you doing reading this stuff you should be working. Its just about midnight here so I'm going to bed so I can get a good six hours sleep. John

Kailashana

16 years 4 months ago

It’s Sunday here, John.

It's Sunday here, John. Whatya been smokin? Did you ever see M Butterfly? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._Butterfly The movie was great with Jeromy Irons http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107468/ Fell in love with John Lone. Here I thought you were married for 30 odd years; must have been someone else. ~A

shazbat

16 years 4 months ago

Sorry it must be time for my

Sorry it must be time for my medication :) I saw madame butterfly at covent garden quite a few years ago but i have never seen the film. Now I've got plenty of time on my hands perhaps its time for a new suit and another trip to the opera, the closest I've got recently was seeing "Fiddler on the roof" at the Savoy last year, or was it the year before? Yes i was married for thirty years, the last 18 of which my wife suffered from a mental illness which got worse as time went on, it got so bad that both me and my youngest daughter left, I have two daughters and neither of them have seen their mum in over 5 years I'm not sure if she even knows that she has two beautiful granddaughters. Toodle pip John

shirley harrison

15 years 11 months ago

just been cruising!

Laugh my arse off john, fab Stephen, but may i ask in your latest poem its stephany just wanted to know, are you sure its not stephen keeping you up all night as she is a decorator too!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!with much love shirl....... shirley harrison