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shazbat
shazbat
May 03, 2009 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Get thee behind me Satan

Get thee behind me SatanCan’t you see that we’re all in a queue?I’ve been waiting in line for an hour I’m not giving up my place for you You may well be the old Prince of darknessOr Beelzebub if you prefer But taking my place in this queue, mateIs something that will not occur So get thee behind me SatanI will not stand for folk pushing inIf you don’t shift your big arse right now mateYou’ll be getting a smack on the chin (C) John W Fenn 06-04-2009
— shazbat, May 03, 2009

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Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

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themoonman

themoonman

17 years 1 month ago

John...

give that Devil his due, and then remove your shoe! loved it... smiling hysterically... Richard
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 1 month ago

Sell tickets

John Vs. Satan..... I've got my money on you! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- - "Atheism is a non-prophet organization" - George Carlin -"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things" - George Carlin
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 1 month ago

But Jess I’m a very placid

But Jess I'm a very placid sort of chap, but if I get angry you'd better watch out, I have written one today about returning faulty goods, I will probably post it on here tomorrow, thanks for reading this one. John