Feed me!!

If you talk to your flowersAnd they start talking backIf they ask for a biteWhen you’re having a snack If they grab you and hug youAs you’re passing byAnd your home is devoidOf both spider and fly Then its time for some actionTo stop it expandingFor as it gets biggerIt gets more demanding Insisting on beef steakBut much worse than thatYou’ll get home one dayAnd be missing a cat Its appetite growingYou’ll be feeling perplexedThen, one day on the menuYou find you are next

— shazbat, Jun 09, 2010

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Critiques

shirley harrison

16 years 1 month ago

John please may i L:O:L

did you meet my Aunty rose! perfect poetry for me and a perfect flower you are! Did you write this for doris? L:O:L please dont hate me! shirley harrison

shazbat

16 years 1 month ago

Rose was my Mothers name, i

Rose was my Mothers name, i had a comment on my poem "Delicate flowers" saying wouldnt it be funny if plants talked back and hey presto i came up with this with a little help from, if i remember rightly, the Rocky horror show? And why would I hate you? John

shirley harrison

16 years 1 month ago

i knew it !

i did know it was a Rocky horror show moment! or mary mary! but all in great taste! dont hate me as i am just teasing! L:O:L i am sorry now you are my buddy i will annoy you atleast once a day!!!!!!!!! shirley harrison

shazbat

16 years 1 month ago