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Aliens

The Aliens will get ya
No matter where you are
If you're walking
Down the street
Or you're driving in your car
If you're lying in the bath
Or you're lying on you're bed
The Aliens will get ya
And they just want you dead


But here's a lttle tip
That I picked up the other day
The only certain thing
That will make them go away
Is body odour good an strong
They really cannot stand the pong
So never wash and never shower
Give yourself some Alien power

— shazbat, Sep 15, 2008

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Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

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infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 8 months ago

Is that like

"Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I got my cootie shot???" At least you know it will never wear off... And it's free! Very entertaining, though I apologize for reading from afar. LMAO! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- "I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.... Scared the crap out of me. So that's it! After today, no more reading!" - Lex M.
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 8 months ago

“Here comes the bouncer,

"Here comes the bouncer, dont get caught" had me bewildered with the reference so I made a point of looking it up. Not my thing, more of a Stones person. John
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 8 months ago

wash you bastards!

or we will never get you all! Love this poem, it's deeper than it looks, the more we sanitise the more we make ourselves vulneable to germs. Ever hear "Germ Free Adolelescents" by xrayspecs? Showing my age here. cheers, Jess
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 8 months ago

One of my pet hates are the

One of my pet hates are the ads on tv for products that kill 99% of all germs, as my mum used to say a little dirt never hurt anyone, and she was right. dont know xrayspecs tho,