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Sep 15, 2008
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Aliens
The Aliens will get ya
No matter where you are
If you're walking
Down the street
Or you're driving in your car
If you're lying in the bath
Or you're lying on you're bed
The Aliens will get ya
And they just want you dead
But here's a lttle tip
That I picked up the other day
The only certain thing
That will make them go away
Is body odour good an strong
They really cannot stand the pong
So never wash and never shower
Give yourself some Alien power
— shazbat, Sep 15, 2008
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Mark
17 years 8 months ago
Cute shazbat lol
shazbat
17 years 8 months ago
Nice to know that its been
infinite_dwarf
17 years 8 months ago
Is that like
shazbat
17 years 8 months ago
“Here comes the bouncer,
weirdelf
17 years 8 months ago
wash you bastards!
shazbat
17 years 8 months ago
One of my pet hates are the