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Botty burp

If your bottom should start feeling ill at ease

And then blesses everybody with a sneeze;

Good people please take heart, it was just a little fart

Which will soon be disappearing on the breeze

— shazbat, Dec 04, 2008

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Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

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W.C.Wampler

17 years 6 months ago

burp!

Shaz...Hey, that lymeric is a gas! wcw
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 6 months ago

Glad you liked it, we’ve

Glad you liked it, we've got a boxer dog so flatulence is a common topic of conversation in our house. Thanks for reading. John
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poewriter58

17 years 6 months ago

John

lol. You'll always find something to write about won't you Chrys
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 6 months ago

I try my best Chrys, this

I try my best Chrys, this one woke me at 3 am and wouldnt let get back to sleep till I'd written it down. Hope it made you smile. John