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shazbat
shazbat
Sep 24, 2008 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

M C Kappa

There was a young fella called KappaWho fancied himself as a RapperWhen he saw what he writHe thought it was shitAnd flushed it all down the crapper Respec’
— shazbat, Sep 24, 2008

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Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

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infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 8 months ago

lol

Hope he didn't stuff up the loo. Funny write, and a good way to start off. Welcome to the site. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- "Johnny was a chemist’s son, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O, was really H2SO4...."
Janice Pearce

Janice Pearce

17 years 8 months ago

MC Kappa

Thought this to be hilarious! Thanks for sharing~ "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." Will Rogers