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shazbat
shazbat
Sep 24, 2008 ⭐ See this poem's read count — a supporter feature

M C Kappa

There was a young fella called KappaWho fancied himself as a RapperWhen he saw what he writHe thought it was shitAnd flushed it all down the crapper Respec’
— shazbat, Sep 24, 2008

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Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

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infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 10 months ago

lol

Hope he didn't stuff up the loo. Funny write, and a good way to start off. Welcome to the site. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- "Johnny was a chemist’s son, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O, was really H2SO4...."
Janice Pearce

Janice Pearce

17 years 10 months ago

MC Kappa

Thought this to be hilarious! Thanks for sharing~ "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." Will Rogers

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