Going down the pub

Put your leg on John

We're going down the pub

If you aint got any money

I'll let you 'ave a sub

Get your leg on John

It isn't far to walk

We'll get ourselves a pint

And then We'll 'ave a talk

Strap your leg on John

It isn't very far

If your really feeling poorly

I'll take you in the car

Got your leg on John ?

That's good, now lets be off

Thanks for comin' John

You really are a Toff

What you drinkin' John

A pint ? I'll 'ave the same

Get your darts out John

We'll 'ave a little game

Thanks for comin' John

Glad you didn't stay at home

Thanks for comin' John

I hate drinking on me own