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shazbat
shazbat
Apr 24, 2010 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Lonely hearts

I’ve a face for the radio well suited

And a voice at it’s best when its muted

I’ve got knees that are bony

I am ever so moany

My opinions are frequently mooted
 

But do not be put off by this verse

For I’m sure you could do a lot worse

I’ve a manner that’s kind

And I think you will find

I look lovelier from the reverse

— shazbat, Apr 24, 2010

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Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

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shazbat

shazbat

16 years 1 month ago

Well bugger me, that was

Well bugger me, that was quick. I'm glad that you liked it Eph but will it help me lose my virginity :) Think I might put it on one of them there dating sites on the interweb and see what happens. Regards John
shazbat

shazbat

16 years 1 month ago

Eph, you know I think I may

Eph, you know I think I may have met her, scared the shit out of me but then I've always been a bit on the shy side, it takes me half an hour to pluck up the courage to buy aspirins in the chemist, let alone anything else. john
Kailashana

Kailashana

16 years 1 month ago

You’re so adorable, but

You're so adorable, but are you affordable? My man has to be rich if not I'm a real bitch, you'll not have my lonely heart if thou dost a lot fart. Ok, it's official... I've turned over to the dark side. ~A "The plain man is familiar with blindness and deafness, and knows from his everyday experience that the look of things is influenced by his senses, but it never occurs to him to regard the whole world as a creation of his senses." ~ Ernst Mach
shazbat

shazbat

16 years 1 month ago

Go back, go back, do not

Go back, go back, do not enter the realm of rhyme for you will lose your soul to the Devil, and nothing could be verse than that. Thanks Anna John
Kailashana

Kailashana

16 years 1 month ago

But I wasn’t quite

But I wasn't quite finished are you English or Finnish? and if you're quick on the draw you'll not be in for the long haul quickies are a bit tricky when you're left without a dickie, my real name is Lorena Bobbitt would you per chance be a hobbit? Lord, I can't stop now.... A "The plain man is familiar with blindness and deafness, and knows from his everyday experience that the look of things is influenced by his senses, but it never occurs to him to regard the whole world as a creation of his senses." ~ Ernst Mach
shazbat

shazbat

16 years 1 month ago

You appear to be under its

You appear to be under its spell From the symptoms I see, I can tell Though it seems very nice You should take some advice For these feelings somehow you should quell And be careful with that knife John
Mark

Mark

16 years 1 month ago

I bet

Let's go for a beer man and talk about how it would all be some reversed and some not .. Mark Resilient Flexibility RUN; when there seems to be no answer common sense will not speak, so run - -go running..
Ross Hamilton Hill

Ross Hamilton Hill

16 years 1 month ago

shazam

I'm a sucker for this kind of whimsy, big smile and chuckles thanks to you regards Ross
Seren

Seren

16 years 1 month ago

Dear John

the poems a winner and the resulting comments just cracked me up cant offer and intelligent crit ... but great poem love and hugs JayCee Quote:- It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.---Robert Green Ingersoll
R

raj

16 years 1 month ago

Apologies

Apologies...for having mispelled your name...i should have said Shazbat...raj