Lovers Tiff

Stephanie, Stephanie, StephanieYour demands will be the death of meI’ve done my best now let me restYou’ve drained my body physicallyYou’ve worn me out I’ve had enoughI can’t keep on performingLets take a break, relax, unwindContinue in the morning Okay, come on, let’s do itWe’ve had our little tiffI’ve had myself a rest, andNow I’m getting rather stiffSo get up to the bedroomWe’ll continue with this caperBut you can do the pasting, andI will hang the paper

— shazbat, Jun 29, 2010

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Critiques

Lonnie

15 years 11 months ago

Ya got me, you Rascal!

And I'm still wiping away the tears from laughing so hard! My friend, you are by far the wittiest poet I've ever had the pleasure of reading, and I salute this new effort as I have all your others! Bravo!

shazbat

15 years 11 months ago

Lonnie, you didn’t think

Lonnie, you didn't think it was going to be a little bit naughty did you? you should know me by now, :) I'm jolly pleased that it made you chuckle, I've been toying with this for weeks and finally finished it last night, thanks for your most welcome comment. Regards John

shirley harrison

15 years 11 months ago

DIY

L:O:L ok so John what fun is this! i recently bought a home and decorated it no fighting though! wonderful entertaining poetry love it john! much love shirley harrison

shazbat

15 years 11 months ago

Thanks Shirl, glad you

Thanks Shirl, glad you enjoyed it, if youve got the energy my house could do with a lick of paint :) and just to give you the heads up, I went to Southend last Friday only to find that the pie and mash shop has gone, at this rate there won't be any left at all. John

shirley harrison

15 years 11 months ago

Pie and mash!

Google old kent road pie and mash, see what comes up they can't have all gone dear John? l.o.l i just thought they are probably all in spain! much love John shirley harrison

scribbler

15 years 11 months ago

tiff

Oh those stiff "joints" lol.very good humor with surprise ending.....scribbler

shazbat

15 years 11 months ago

Thats the trouble with

Thats the trouble with women, they think you can just keep on going all night, and they're not satisfied until you do. Its nice to know that this made you smile. Cheers John

mand

15 years 11 months ago