How to make baby

Cauliflower, coal dust, coriander, cuminThese are all the things you needTo make your baby humanEat in moderation and remember please refrainFrom exceeding Daily limitsOr, you’ll addle baby’s brain

— shazbat, Jan 06, 2010

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Critiques

Dezein Graham

16 years 5 months ago

I like this and nominated it

I like this and nominated it because I'm a fan of satirical work. It's not the longest piece, and it is not profound, but it is interesting, well written and made me smirk. :)

shazbat

16 years 4 months ago

Well thank you very kindly for taking the time to comment, I'm afraid that this is what I do, I know its not everyones cup of tea but its what I enjoy and hopefully it will make someone smile/smirk along the way.Thanks again. John

Kailashana

16 years 5 months ago

Our resident satirist,

Our resident satirist, Shazbat/John always makes me smile, or was that a smirk? ~A

shazbat

16 years 4 months ago

Anna, if you are unsure

Anna, if you are unsure whether it's a smirk or a smile may I suggest calling it a "Smirkle", "does that sparkle with you" (South Park) If it raised just one smile, or smirk, then my work here is done. Cheers John

Kailashana

16 years 4 months ago

Goo goo gaga lady do do but

Goo goo gaga lady do do but who's your daddy? ;-)