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shazbat
shazbat
Dec 20, 2008 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Eat Me

“Eat me” she said, “eat me”

Just do what has to be done

Take me with your mouth

Tantalise me with your tongue
 

“Lick me” she said “lick me”

Taste the pleasure that I hold

Savour me with each mouthful

Let your senses unfold
 

“Taste me” she said “taste me”

As my juices are starting to flow

Finish me off in a mouthful

I’m only an ice cream you know
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I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some bastard with a torch bringing me more work.

— shazbat, Dec 20, 2008

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

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themoonman

themoonman

17 years 5 months ago

John...

I had to read this one to my wife... she loved it! great sense of humor you have... and when you put it in a write it really works well... thanks for the smiles in my house tonight.. Richard
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 5 months ago

Its nice to know that i’ve

Its nice to know that i've given your wife some aural pleasure this evening, I'm glad that it made you smile, thanks for reading. Regards John
Mark

Mark

17 years 5 months ago

HAHA

I would have called her a Kit Kat hehe If you read that I feel lucky. Mark
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poewriter58

17 years 5 months ago

John

lol you did it again Chrys
Rett

Rett

17 years 5 months ago

shame on me

*LOL* My wife got a kick out of it too john! then i had to go get her some dang ice cream! Respectfully, Rett: "Each man is good in the sight of the Great Spirit.." (Sitting Bull)
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 5 months ago

Sorry about that Rett, if

Sorry about that Rett, if you're ever in my neck of the woods I'll reimburse you the cost of the ice cream. Thanks for reading Regards John
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 5 months ago

John

This is cute. Can't eat any ice cream, Rett. I'm on a danged diet
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

17 years 5 months ago

John

nice poem. i like this well written fun piece Respectfully Yours, Barbara
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W.C.Wampler

17 years 5 months ago

Eat me poem

Shazbat,I love it when that happens, but the icecream part threw me. These actions are WAY BEYOND enjoying an ice cream. As you know, there's a tremendous amount of giving which is the greatest pleasure. What other last line would be better? Only you could know what else was said. wcw
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W.C.Wampler

17 years 5 months ago

Eat me poem

Oh yeah, ice cream doesn't really talk.............. It just exists to be eatten.......nice. wcw
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 5 months ago

My wife is on a diet and

My wife is on a diet and insists that food speaks to her, apparently cakes and biscuits whisper "eat me" as she walks past, so perhaps food can speak Regards John
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 5 months ago

I have read Kind of lingers

I have read Kind of lingers a few times and i love the clever play on words. I'm not being coy at all here this needed to be written this way otherwise the kicker wouldnt work. And I still like Benny Hill, are you being served (we never did see Mrs Slocombes pussy did we) and even carry on films. Regards John
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 5 months ago

And I like you too (but in a

And I like you too (but in a manly sort of way)I admire your honesty and passion, although you can be somewhat brutal at times, Ta Mate John
Kailashana

Kailashana

17 years 5 months ago

I read your poem when you

I read your poem when you first posted it... it's one of those poems that are even more fun when all the comments are posted. Yuppers... no exception this... I love your take on.................ice cream.... So much enjoyment from one lick... ~A "Speech is blasphemy. Silence a lie. Above speech and silence is a way out." I-tuan.