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May 18, 2010
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High fibre Harry
He is the baked bean testerAnd he works the graveyard shiftHe isn’t very fragrantNow I think you’ve got the drift For he’s frequently explodingAll the people call him namesAnd it’s ever so importantHe avoids all naked flames His underpants bear witnessEach emission leaves a blotBut they’ll be back on tomorrowThey’re the only pair he’s got Each Friday it’s his bath nightHe lies soaking, feeling snoozyRelaxes rectal musclesTo create his own Jacuzzi
— shazbat, May 18, 2010
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shirley harrison
16 years ago
High five from Harrison!
shazbat
16 years ago
It’s nice to know that I
shirley harrison
16 years ago
Ah John
scribbler
16 years ago
high fiber
shazbat
16 years ago
I’m so sorry Stan your
Kailashana
16 years ago
Beans, beans the musical
shirley harrison
16 years ago
Anna Your such fun!
shazbat
16 years ago
Hadn’t realised that there