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May 18, 2010
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High fibre Harry
He is the baked bean testerAnd he works the graveyard shiftHe isn’t very fragrantNow I think you’ve got the drift For he’s frequently explodingAll the people call him namesAnd it’s ever so importantHe avoids all naked flames His underpants bear witnessEach emission leaves a blotBut they’ll be back on tomorrowThey’re the only pair he’s got Each Friday it’s his bath nightHe lies soaking, feeling snoozyRelaxes rectal musclesTo create his own Jacuzzi
— shazbat, May 18, 2010
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shirley harrison
16 years 2 months ago
High five from Harrison!
shazbat
16 years 2 months ago
It’s nice to know that I
shirley harrison
16 years 2 months ago
Ah John
scribbler
16 years 2 months ago
high fiber
shazbat
16 years 2 months ago
I’m so sorry Stan your
Kailashana
16 years 2 months ago
Beans, beans the musical
shirley harrison
16 years 2 months ago
Anna Your such fun!
shazbat
16 years 2 months ago
Hadn’t realised that there
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