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Probably the best diet.......................in the world
It is a well known medical fact that used in the right way chocolate, fried food and, in fact, junk food in general can actually help you lose weight. Scientists have discovered a foolproof way of using these high calorie foods to reduce your BMI (Body mass index) and improve muscle tone at the same time. Using only this method, and supervised by the doctors who are pioneering its use, our researcher Hugh Jass lost an incredible forty pounds in only six days. He tells us that he has never felt better or sexier since completing the one week intensive course.“I have been on this weight loss programme for just six days, I have lost forty pounds and I am fitter than I have been for years. Thanks to this programme I now have the confidence to go out and get laid”Amazing results have been achieved using this simple method and the Scientist who have developed this system are confident that provided you stick with it you too can achieve positive benefits. Doctor Ben Dover is so excited by his findings that he is letting us into the secrets of this utterly awesome weight loss system. By following this formula, and no cheating, you can be certain of reaching your desired size. So here goes, first of all you need to know what you intend to eat and how many calories it contains, you must always include a salad, but any calories from this are not included in the calculation. Okay lets say that your take away meal contains 3000 calories you multiply this figure by 4 = 12000 this converts into 12000 metres or twelve kilometresTaking a local map find a suitable fast food outlet located 12 kilometres away from your home, you then run (or jog if you like) to collect your food and then run or jog home. Now, here comes the clever bit, you take all the food that you have purchased from your favourite fast food establishment, except the salad, and pack it into airtight bags, then you only eat the green stuff. The high calorie food must not be eaten, but stored in a rucksack which you must wear at all times, as you progress in your quest for bodily perfection the heavier the rucksack becomes, and as the weight increases so does the number of calories burnt, you will find that after only a few days your energy and stamina levels will increase too. If you repeat this operation at every mealtime you are guaranteed to become slimmer, fitter and sexier. We challenge you to try this method and if you do please let us know exactly what results you have achieved. Just remember that the larger your appetite the sooner you will reach your desired weight.