Grandma

Oh granny oh granny what shall we do

You’ve put bananas in your stew

A dirty lampshade you wear as a hat

And you’re talking to the old stuffed cat
.

Oh granny oh granny what shall we do

You can’t go out in a pink tutu

The Wellington boots and cycling shorts

Are not the things a granny sports
.

Oh granny oh granny what shall we do

I’ve grown so very fond of you

You’ve been here since I was a pup

Now I’m afraid they’ll lock you up
.

Oh granny oh granny what have you done

I know you think you’re having fun

But throwing eggs at a policeman, well!

You’re going to wind up in a cell
.

Oh granny oh granny, alright ok

Looks like you’ve gone and got your way

Pack your bags, don’t make a fuss

You’re going to come and live with us

© 03-02-09