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Oct 28, 2008
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Jumpin' Jehovah
The Jehovah’s came a calling
At my door the other day
They asked me if I ever
Took time out to pray
They wanted to know
If I believed in a God
I said that I didn’t
And thought they were odd
They tried to teach me
The word of the Lord
I started to yawn
I was getting quite bored
I explained my position
They were starting to peeve
I said that’s enough
And asked them to leave
There are good things, its true
We can learn from the Bible
But belief in a God
Just isn’t viable
I am not some Guru
Or Shaman or Mystic
No Gods for me
I’ll remain altruistic
— shazbat, Oct 28, 2008
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Mark
17 years 7 months ago
Those people
Rett
17 years 7 months ago
*L8 Each to their own beliefs
GreenBean
17 years 7 months ago
They’ve come to my home
shazbat
17 years 7 months ago
well you guys, thanks very
shazbat
17 years 7 months ago
Altruism, in my dictionary
infinite_dwarf
17 years 7 months ago
Shaz
tbeaudet
17 years 7 months ago
Great Poem
yenti
17 years 7 months ago
Yep
themoonman
17 years 7 months ago
Hi John...
shazbat
17 years 7 months ago
Jess, I dislike all of the