Euphemism

Won’t you come up for a nightcap

(Oh god I hope he does)

Just for coffee though, alright!

(ok, don’t make a fuss)
 

Shall we watch the late night movie

There’s a good one on tonight

I think its kind of scary

I’ll just turn out the light
 

Is it coffee then? Or tea

Or maybe something stronger

(I hope he makes a move soon

I can’t hold on much longer)
 

We haven’t any whiskey

you’ll have to have a brandy

(come on mate get on with it

Can’t you tell I’m randy)
 

I’ll snuggle up beside you

(He‘ll know now what to do,

Oh Christ! he’s watching telly,

He hasn’t got a clue)
 

(I’ll undo a couple of buttons)

My word its awwwfully hot

(Show a bit of cleavage

Show him what I’ve got)
 

(Ok that’s it I’ve had enough

I’m tired of being coy)

Come here and get your kit off

You dirty little boy