Heaven and Hell

And when we reached the pearly gates

St Peter looks at us and states

Your lives have been so full of sin

There is no way you’re coming in

I’ll send you to that other place

Which isn’t any real disgrace

For many famous folk are there

Ginger Rogers, Fred Astaire

Several Popes and clergy too

Are waiting there to welcome you

You might enjoy the Hades folk

Who fornicate and drink and smoke

At their will they take their pleasure

Live a life of joy and leisure

So be off, be on your way

For at this place you cannot stay

And should one day you feel inclined

A place for me you could but find

Send a note, the merest jot

And I’ll be with you like a shot