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On the road to Inverary

 

On the road to Inverary

Lives an Ogre, big and scary

Eight feet tall with skin

The brightest shade of green

With his hands and feet so large

And a hideous visage

It’s no wonder he

Does not want to be seen
 

He will often scare the people

Who come travelling on the track

And he finds it very easy,

He just seems to have the knack

For his Mum and Dad had taught him

All about the Ogres ways

So according to tradition,

That is how he spends his days
 

Now an Ogres life is lonely

And he’ll rarely have a friend

If he does find one, you know

That he will eat them in the end

So if you should see the beastie

And, he flashes you a smile

Please don’t stop to have a natter

You must run a ruddy mile

© John W Fenn 09-07-2009

— shazbat, Jul 10, 2009

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Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

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Candlewitch

Candlewitch

16 years 11 months ago

Oh my...

This is a great fanciful piece! I love a good Ogre or dreadful dragon tale! I can't pick a favorite line but I think the ending was perfect. But tell me do, where is 'Inverary?' Always, Cat
shazbat

shazbat

16 years 11 months ago

well Cat i’m glad you

well Cat i'm glad you liked this one, I enjoy writing this sort of thing, thanks for reading. Oh, Inverary is north west of Glasgow just past Loch Lomond, its a beautiful part of Scotland and well worth a visit. Regards John
Candlewitch

Candlewitch

16 years 11 months ago

Oh!

I would love to visit Scotland. I am part Scottish and have always wondered about that part of my heritage. One of my family names on my Mother's side is, Campbell. Another family name on my Father's side is Donaldson. I was wondering if that is a Scottish name, too. Thanks for the information, I would love to see it. Always, Cat
shazbat

shazbat

16 years 11 months ago

There’s no time like the

There's no time like the present, Scotland is fantastic at this time of year so do a little homework and get yourself over there. John