The worlds biggest cock

　

 

I like chickens,They’re cuddly and they’re cuteWhen I goes out on Friday nightI wears a chicken suitPeople stares at me an says“Just look at him he’s barmy”They won’t find it so funnyWhen I’ve raised my chicken armyWe’ll take the world by stormThen I won’t be the laughing stockSurrounded by my chickensI will be the biggest cock I like chickensThey are my only friendsI love them all, the cockerelThe baby chicks the hensWe’ll dominate the worldAnd then this bird will rule roostI’ll cock a doodle doo to giveMy birds morale a boostI'll march upon the capital
Encircled by my flockYou’ll hear the people turn and say

“Just look at him, the Cock!”