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shazbat
shazbat
Dec 21, 2008 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

pussy

The cat slipped into the bath

The water was rather hot

As soon as he hit the bottom

Out of the bath he shot
 

He flew up high into the air

For him I was no match

As I tried to grab him

My face and arm he scratched
 

Like a bullet from a gun

He flew around the room

Finally stopping, he shook

And gave himself a groom
 

The moral of this story

And a peril to which I’m prone

If you find a big wet pussy

Leave the thing alone

— shazbat, Dec 21, 2008

About This Poem

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Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

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weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

who can leave them alone?

They need attention. Got to say though shaz, while I love a funny poem, the innuendo is kinda Benny Hill or Are You Being Served. cheers, Jess "They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin.
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 5 months ago

I used to love Benny Hill

I used to love Benny Hill And are you being served when I was a kid, on the innuendo front, any similariies are pure intentional. I put this on another site a few days ago but called it wet pussy, I had 650 hits in just a few hours. Regards John
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 5 months ago

LOL!

Reminds me of when my cat was a kitten, and she didn't know what a bathtub was.... I was curled in one with a book, and she was on the edge - and fell in! Oh, what a commotion she caused! And I was majorly scratched up too, as she scurried to get out. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- - "If we always give what we have always given, we will always get what we have always got..." - Mike R.
shazbat

shazbat

17 years 5 months ago

We had a cat many years ago,

We had a cat many years ago, he was the smallest,meanest cat you ever did see, he would chase off german shepherd dogs with ease, at home he was a loveable but never quite got the hang of walking on the edge of the bath and he would often fall in and in his panic would scratch whoever was in the bath to pieces, thanks for reading. regards John