shazbat

Jun 07, 2010 ⭐ See this poem's read count — a supporter feature

Positive mental attitude

I’m one hell of a guyYou should give me a tryI’m the kind youCould take home to motherI can fix anythingWith a nail and some stringAnd I really amQuite a good lover I’m a nice kind of fellahAnd I’d like to tell yaI’m nothing at allLike my brotherI am clever and smartAnd I have a good heartAnd you’ll find I’mAn excellent lover I’m a wonderful blokeNow this isn’t a jokeI’m a man quite unlikeAny otherI am sweet I am kindAnd I’m certain you’ll findI am suchAn incredible lover So if you feel that wayAnd you want me to playJust ring upAnd give me a callI’ll be with you tout suiteFor I’m dying to meetAnd I’m sure that we’llBoth have a ball

— shazbat, Jun 07, 2010

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Critiques

Kailashana

16 years 1 month ago

Let me know if it pays to

Let me know if it pays to advertise. lol. Loved the poem. ~A "Even if I knew the world were to end tomorrow, I would plant an olive tree today."-- Francis of Assisi

shazbat

16 years 1 month ago

Anna youre an angel, I was

Anna youre an angel, I was talking to a young lady a few days ago and she's been on an internet dating site and apparently 99% of the men on there go to the gym, have exotic hobbies,they are kind to old ladies, animals and children, and they are all pretty big in the bedroom department too,so I thought i'd write my own take on a dating ad. Glad you liked it. John

shirley harrison

16 years 1 month ago

L:O:L

I love anna's comment! You never know whats behind the computer screen! ever read my Blinde Date? entertained once again! Thank you.... John great to be here again! shirley harrison

shazbat

16 years 1 month ago

Ive read “blind date”

Ive read "blind date" and ive been there too, you see the photo and think mmmmm not bad, then you find it was taken ten years ago and the long leggy blonde youre expecting, who says she's a couple of pounds over weight,waddles in (5'3" and eighteen stone)looking like quasimodos ugly sister and with the personality of a peanut butter sandwich, and there you are, trapped in a bar with no escape and just praying that your mobile will ring or that the place will burst into flames. Anyway its good to have you back and many thanks for the stars. John

shirley harrison

16 years 1 month ago

so in your reply,

there is a whole new poem! L:O:L excuses for leaving a date,oh so funny john! Have you met roger he is new here ,you would really love his poetry! shirley harrison

shazbat

16 years 1 month ago

Shirley you may be pleased

Shirley you may be pleased to know that I have taken your advice re: the new poem, I have just posted it so take a look and see what you think.Would that be Roger ramjet? I,ve read his stuff and its well good innit. John

mand

16 years 1 month ago

I’ll read this one to my

I'll read this one to my husband, it'll make him laugh. Love your sense of humor. Keep it up Love Mand xxxxx P.s my husband says you should have ended it with "I am the greatest lover".lol

shazbat

16 years 1 month ago

Hello Mand, I did want the

Hello Mand, I did want the last line to be "I am a phenomenal Lover" but couldnt get it to work, and anyway I dont like to boast, do I. John

shirley harrison

16 years 1 month ago

L:O:L at your comment to the

L:O:L at your comment to the welsh beauty! i have a blonde Blog you should take a peek you might just giggle! and if you have time read my comments as they are stories that really happened to me!!!! shirley harrison

scribbler

16 years 1 month ago

atitude

Maybe your trouble is lack of sense of self worth Ha!ha!ha!ha! FUN WRITE.....scribbler

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