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The single life

Oh the fine free bachelor life, the bachelor life for me

Stay in bed till ten on Sunday, have a cup of tea

Lay down on the sofa watching soccer on TV

Cheers mate, drink some beer, the single life for me

 

Oh the fine free bachelor life, the bachelor life is great

Only wash at weekends then go drinking with your mate

Have a few too many and you get in such a state

Who cares, what the hell, on Monday I’ll be late

 

Oh the fine free bachelor life, the bachelor life is sad

Friday at the nightclub and I’m dancing like my dad

Buying girls their drinks all night, I think that I’ve been had

Out there’s, not that great, stay married and be glad
— shazbat, Dec 22, 2009

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Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

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shirley harrison

15 years 12 months ago

Oh i have been laughing today!

fantastic and you know you didnt take your own advice,as you went on a blind date in the end with Doris!!!!!!!!! shirley harrison