Cowboy

He walked in the room

It became hushed and silent

His air and demeanour

Made him look violent

All dressed in black

From his head to his toes

Tattoos on his arms

And a ring through his nose

‘neath his hat hung a pigtail

On his face a full beard

Dressed like a cowboy

He seemed pretty wierd

Bellying up to the bar

Folk cleared the way

He spoke to the barman

Then we all heard him say

“Oh barman please help me”

Said the cowboy clad dude

“Those boys in the street

Are being quite rude”

“They called me bad names

They cussed and they swore

I’m all of a fluster,

Have you got a back door”

The barman just smiled

Then started to grin

As; two six year old kids

Came wandering in.