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Bananas

William Banana
the best of all the bunch
went  into a restaurant
to have a spot of lunch
He tucked in to his consomme
fricasse and chips,
when along came the waiter
and Billy licked his lips
"That was a lovely meal" He said
"Now I'll have some tea,
have you got a toilet, I'm busting for a pee"
The waiter said "I'm sorry son
theres only one for staff
I'm afraid you'll have to go outside
and piddle on the path.
— shazbat, Sep 17, 2008

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Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

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easylife_2

17 years 8 months ago

Good write

And very funny,enjoyed reading this one.
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 8 months ago

Unfortunately, highly illegal....

No piddling on paths here - that'll get ya arrested! Nice, lighthearted and humorous write here. Good job, and welcome! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- "Will there be another race to come along and take over for us? Maybe Martians will do better than we've done; we'll make great pets." - Perry Farrell