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Sep 17, 2008
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Bananas
William Banana
the best of all the bunch
went into a restaurant
to have a spot of lunch
He tucked in to his consomme
fricasse and chips,
when along came the waiter
and Billy licked his lips
"That was a lovely meal" He said
"Now I'll have some tea,
have you got a toilet, I'm busting for a pee"
The waiter said "I'm sorry son
theres only one for staff
I'm afraid you'll have to go outside
and piddle on the path.
the best of all the bunch
went into a restaurant
to have a spot of lunch
He tucked in to his consomme
fricasse and chips,
when along came the waiter
and Billy licked his lips
"That was a lovely meal" He said
"Now I'll have some tea,
have you got a toilet, I'm busting for a pee"
The waiter said "I'm sorry son
theres only one for staff
I'm afraid you'll have to go outside
and piddle on the path.
— shazbat, Sep 17, 2008
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Critiques
easylife_2
17 years 8 months ago
Good write
infinite_dwarf
17 years 8 months ago
Unfortunately, highly illegal....
Barbara Writes
17 years 8 months ago
nice carefree writing