Move over, please

You’re a numbskull a loony a dope and a prat
A pillock a plonker a berk and a twat
Move over you moron I want to get past
You’re going so slow and I want to go fast
Get out of my way you drongo, you dill
If you go any slower you’ll be standing still
Come on now, get moving, you stupid great twit
Oh dear, it’s a copper, oh bugger, ohhh shit!

— shazbat, Jul 31, 2009

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Critiques

Twinkle Mcsprite

16 years 10 months ago

i liked this, made me and my

i liked this, made me and my boyfriend giggle, and he said "its so true" hehe, x

shazbat

16 years 10 months ago

I watched this happen on the

I watched this happen on the M11 the other day, the guy was driving like an idiot cutting everyone up, he eventually ended up between myself and another car, in the outside lane doing 60ish, he was so obviously in a real hurry flashing headlights sounding horn and tailgating the car in front,his attitude changed rather quickly as soon as he saw the blue lights though. glad it made you smile, thanks for reading. John

themoonman

16 years 10 months ago

John...

You never fail to bring a smile to this old face with your witty humor... and haven't we all been there! thanks John, I needed that smile today! Richard

shazbat

16 years 10 months ago

well Richard it makes my day

well Richard it makes my day when I find that i've made someone smile, so glad you enjoyed it, thanks for reading. John

infinite_dwarf

16 years 10 months ago

LOL

You just described almost every driver here in New York.... and New Jersey... and western Connecticut too! Glad they nabbed the fool, though. ~Jess K. ----------------------- "Handle every situation like a dog: if you can't eat it, or screw it, then piss on it and walk away!" - unknown

shazbat

16 years 10 months ago

But, we are British and this

But, we are British and this sort of behaviour is totally unacceptable, ordinarily people are quite patient but every now and then a dingbat like this comes along, with a bit of luck he had the book thrown at him, thanks for reading. John