Police academy

When policemen do their training

And they’re in the policeman class

They teach them regulations

Then brainwash them en masse
.

The laws the law and that is that

There can be no exception

And everyone’s a criminal

Watch out for their deception
.

Well versed in condescension

They practice every day

To annoy and then belittle you

For what you do or say
.

They persecute the motorist

For the speed that he achieves

Because it’s so much safer

Than going after thieves
.

“Good morning sir, is this your car”

Then asks what speed you’ve done

You tell him it was thirty

He says “it’s thirty one”
.

Oh why do policemen have to be

The way that we all find

Why can't we send them back to school

To help reclaim their mind