I tell's the Wife

I tells me wife I loves ‘erI loves ‘er all t’bitsI tells me wife I loves ‘erBecause she’s got nice titsWhen I say that it’s ‘er tits I loveShe knows that it aint trueI tells me wife I loves 'er
Cos she’s got a nice arse too.

— shazbat, Sep 13, 2008

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Critiques

pinksheep

17 years 7 months ago

Your're

a genius John ! it gave me a laugh any'ow-and at a guess these little poems with rhymes quite lyrical must be harder than they look to write, though may i say it is a good job that i am not this chaps wife as my chest is as flat as the A6, and my arse is as big as the back of a stagecoach bus and so is me gob-cheers John

shazbat

17 years 7 months ago

Either a genius or

Either a genius or absolutely mad, I'm sure you are not quite as bad you are painting yourself, glad that you enjoyed this one. The trouble with me is that I find it difficult to be serious, lifes too short to be that way, isnt it? John

pinksheep

17 years 7 months ago

It

is very well written John and it made me laugh immediately , i d'ont mind serious either at a guess you are probably good at that too as your writng is good. In fact come to think of it humour is more serious than seriousness in itself.No i'm not as bad as the picture i paint near as dammit though!Also methinks i made a spelling error You're is the correction i think-

pinksheep

17 years 7 months ago

The

colloquilism this is written in is very well done, i keep reading this little masterpiece and i get a hell of a lot out of this work on each reading, i can not thank you enough-