Chocolat'

Chocolate’s a drug, but it’s legal

It wont get you on charges in court

You can buy it on any street corner

There is no other drug of this sort

Its power is quite meteoric

As its essence goes straight to the brain

The feeling you get is euphoric

You can do it again and again

Each bar that you eat feeds the urges

But once it has passed by your lips

As into your brain chocolate surges

A little will stick to your hips

Your beam will get wider and wider

You will start to stand out in a crowd

They will know you’re addicted to chocolate

There is no need to say it out loud

And as the addiction gets stronger

You’ll eat chocolate with every course

You won’t have friends any longer

You will find yourself wracked with remorse

As your rear end continues expanding

And your energy levels get low

You will find exercise more demanding

When you’ve only one speed, and that’s slow

Luckily there’s a solution

It’ll get you up off of your back

Just make it your new resolution

To get an addiction to crack

© John W Fenn 08-05-2009