Australia

A fellow who hailed from AustraliaHad quite oddly shaped genitaliaAt each sexual encounterBefore he could mount herHer laughter ensured total failure

— shazbat, Oct 06, 2009

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Critiques

The Silent Saint

16 years 8 months ago

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This made me laugh, thank you.

shazbat

16 years 8 months ago

Then my work here is done,

Then my work here is done, glad you enjoyed it John

Hooded Stranger

16 years 8 months ago

I couldn't match your tight little rhyme, but I gave it a go. I await a masterclass with you soon! The young fellow that came from Oz said his one-eyed trouser snake was boss With his pants down came utter shock Coz down below was an oddly shaped cock And again she laughed and never stopped HS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "With all that I am and all that I could be, I walk this earth and yet nobody sees me".

shazbat

16 years 8 months ago

My old English teacher told

My old English teacher told me that when writing a Limerick you should make the words fit the tune which I hope I have done, thanks for reading John

Kailashana

16 years 8 months ago

He swore out the back, up

He swore out the back, up and down that his was the biggest of 'em all he unzipped and out it falls. Thud. Crunch. Ouch Jack. Slack. (That's what you get when your beau's a clown.) John, next life I'm gonna find you first. ;-) ~A

shazbat

16 years 8 months ago

Glad you enjoyed it little

Glad you enjoyed it little Lady If there is a next life I want to be a bit more of a bastard instead of the big softy that I am. Anyway this one was inspired by one that I heard Stephen Fry do about an Australian. John There was a young man from Australia Who painted his arse like a dahlia The penny a smell Went down very well But tuppence a lick was a failure

lyz

16 years 8 months ago

Dear Shazbat

Quite witty and put a smile on my dear Aussie face. One question, how do you know? I'd hate to think. lol. Well done. Love Lyz. XX

shazbat

16 years 8 months ago

We are here to please and

We are here to please and smiles are always good, and I know everything my doctor reckons I'm psychotic or something Cheers

Seren

16 years 8 months ago

Dear Shazbat

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ..... Dear me,oh shit Lyz I am biting my tongue on this one,but I laughed my ass off,well done not commenting on the sexual performance of our aussie men though I can say I am a happy little vegemite .. Kind regards Jayne :)

shazbat

16 years 8 months ago

Glad to know it raised a

Glad to know it raised a smile John Sometimes I think that I know all there is But there’s some things that just make me wonder If Australian men are so brash over here Are they really that cocky down under?