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shazbat
Member since September 11, 2008
Member for 17 years, 8 months
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Things to do before you die
Gonna drive me a train
Gonna leap from a plane
Gonna climb me a mountain or two
Gonna dive for some wrecks
Gonna have awesome sex
Gonna go for a break in Peru
Gonna cruise on the Nile
Gonna eat crocodile
Gonna go down the rapids by raft
Gonna fly a balloon
Gonna go to the moon
Gonna stop being so flamin’ daft
shazbat’s timeline
- September 2023
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10 SunAnniversary
15 years of membership
- September 2018
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10 MonAnniversary
10 years of membership
- September 2013
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10 TueAnniversary
5 years of membership
- April 2012
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05 ThuReceived a critique
on An unexpected visitor from @Ian.T
"Just be careful who you invite for tea they may like people too munch Oh! damn a typo lol, Good short piece, Yours Ian" - March 2012
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29 Thu
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23 FriReceived a critique
on Things to do before you die from @scribbler
"Now we all know you'll only stop being daft After you die lmao. An enjoyed bit of fun ran from your pen......stan" -
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19 Mon
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14 Wed
- September 2009
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10 ThuAnniversary
One year of membership
- March 2009
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26 ThuPosting milestone
100 poems posted
- January 2009
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15 ThuHighest posting month
January 2009 — 20 poems
- December 2008
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20 Sat
- October 2008
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07 TueFirst critique offered
on "Honeymoon Limerick" (since unpublished) by @Arrow
- September 2008
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11 ThuFirst publication
The Dragons Lair
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10 WedJoined Neopoet
Membership begins
First poem published 1 days later.
About Me
About me
Well, where do we start? I retired at 51 and soon realised that I couldn't stand being in my wifes company, so I packed my bags and left. I now live alone in a beautiful part of England.
I used to write poems for my kids but never saved any of them, a couple of years ago my daughter asked me if I remembered a particular one, which, surprise surprise, I did. After writing that one down I got the idea for another and I have been doing so ever since. most of what I write is from my day to day experiences, overheard conversations and funny situations etc. Oh and I'm a bit of a speed freak, I've got a couple of bikes and I drive a bloody gorgeous S Type Jag.
When Neo was off air for that long period I got a book published, it's called "Hidden Shallows" by John W Fenn and it's for sale on Amazon. http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/280-8082560-3250512?url=search…
Location: Norfolk, UK, GBR
Favorite Poets
Kipling
T.S Eliot
Hilaire Belloc
Ogden Nash
Spike Milligan and many more.
Recent Work
Purple haze
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Birds and bees
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Those sandwiches were nice
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Sailing
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The perfect lawn
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The worlds biggest cock
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The word of God ?
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Respect
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Badger
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Sans culottes
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Contest Wins
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