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the baron declares
"the baron's declaration"
The celebrated Munchhausen
announced to town council
that he had recently returned
from a perilous expedition
across the vast expanse
between the windowsill
and the fruit bowl.
He described the journey
as “gruelling,”
citing unpredictable terrain
(a crumpled napkin),
hostile wildlife
(a mildly curious sparrow),
and the treacherous crossing
of the Great Ceramic Plateau
(a strewn dinner plate).
He concluded his report
by presenting a souvenir: