Edna Sweetlove

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Two Polish Limericks (a little vulgar, but that's limericks for you)

(1)
A Polack whose arse was quite spotty
Found a boil had formed up his botty;
So he took his sore crack
To a fat Warsaw quack
Who lanced it for two thousand zloty.

(2)
In a dirty old hut by the Vistula
Lived an old maid, whose name was Miss Tyula
Whilst out for a ramble
She sat on a bramble
Which punctured her ripe anal fistula.

About This Poem

Last Few Words: I love limericks!

Style/Type: Structured: Western

Review Request Direction: How was my language use?
What did you think of the rhythm or pattern or pacing?
How does this theme appeal to you?

Review Request Intensity: I appreciate moderate constructive criticism

Editing Stage: Editing - polished draft

About the Author

Region, Country: London, Culture Capital of the World

Favorite Poets: Siegfried Sassoon, Wilfred Owen, Rupert Brooke, Chaucer, Shakespeare to name but a few. And VERY IMPORTANTLY: Erich Fried, a leftwing Austrian of Jewish ancestry who fled the Nazis and became a British citizen in 1949., And, other writers (non-poets mainly): Raymond Chandler, Irvine Welsh, Anthony Burgess, Graham Greene, Charles Bukowski, John le Carré, Anthony Horowitz, Mick Herron, Margaret Attwood, Edna O'Brian, Maeve Binchy., Writers who I find vastly over-rated: TS Eliot, Virgina Woolf, Sylvia Plath, Phil Larkin, E.A. Poe, A. Ginsburg, Longfellow, Gerald Manley Hopkins (actually I LOATHE Hopkins more than damson-dappled words can say).

Comments

Sparrow 42

5 years 9 months ago

Edna

The language was terrible, and not in my sphere of talking, but I is here to say try another type along the way, and use some talk I haven't forgot lol
Yours Ian T

Edna Sweetlove

5 years 9 months ago

Thank you...

...for your pompous comment.
And your GRAMMAR is abysmal. I suggest you take evening classes.

Sparrow 42

5 years 9 months ago

Edna

At least you had a comment lol
Still one day your sense of humour may improve.
Yours Ian T

Edna Sweetlove

5 years 9 months ago

I hope...

...my sense of humour has improved faster than your grammar!
But as you say, a comment is better than the usual blank silence round 'ere..

Sparrow 42

5 years 9 months ago

Edna

My Ganma died may years ago when I was a child but I am not sure if you meant her.. I am a Moonraker and they don't talk as you in London do, Love to you always, Yours Ian ..

Edna Sweetlove

5 years 9 months ago

Moonraker

I had no idea what this meant. According to my web research, it means you hail from Wiltshire, which, by happenstance, is one of the very few English counties in which I have never copulated.
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Sparrow 42

5 years 9 months ago

Edna

The population of Wiltshire is quite OK without distractions from other foreign places lol
You should start a bucket list and make that the first one it may prove interesting. At least the other 38 counties have been graced by your bare ass lol , Yours Ian T

Edna Sweetlove

5 years 9 months ago

Maybe not copulated...

...but a couple of near misses.

Breakinglogic

2 years 4 months ago

I had fun reading these!

I wish I had caught this when you posted it a few years ago. I was actually in Poland for most of last year. Two thousand zloty sounds like scam; no wonder the doc was a quack!

Did you private your profile? I've often enjoyed your content even if I've less often commented.

Best,