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Bugger.

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Updated: 26 April, 2026

Festive Senryū

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Updated: 29 December, 2025

Doggy paddle too.

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Great Again.

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A Godly greasy spoon.

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please sign the sheet, have a seat all calls will be answered by order in which they were received

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Left-hand thread.

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My favourite pet

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Obi's Ark.

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" Aberfan"

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"luverly udders"

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Dave's squeeze box.

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"Tiffin by the sea"

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Sputnik whizzing by.

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Breakfast at epiphany's.

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My Gwanny.

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L%V&.

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Epitaph

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Updated: 14 June, 2023

'To the left of kathmandu'

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Charlie's new hat.

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Updated: 9 May, 2023

Ma'h Boots.

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Sarah.

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"Damp gusset"

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Updated: 7 April, 2023

Our Gwanny !

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The knockerupper.

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Soup.

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Updated: 18 November, 2024

" Infectious Annie " Valentine o'mine.

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Updated: 11 May, 2023

“- Bacon sammich -”

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“- Bacon sammich -”

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“- Bacon sammich -”

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So, lunch is on me then - eh?

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Updated: 21 April, 2023

"- Hush -"

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♂️

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Letter to my glorious ex!

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mi fatha.

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I give up !!

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odds n sods.......

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Cogito, ergo sum.

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The comely wench

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Gracie -- I think.

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Missus bandy legs.

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To the left of kathmandu.

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To the left of kathmandu.

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RIP,,, Obadiah.

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ARRGGHH! She's gonna have to go !!

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Christmas -ish. Haiku -ish.

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"- Dancing 'round handbags -"

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Toasty Tootsies,

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Big Sally.

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Heroes?

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She's (bits of) an animal.

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Piccalilli on Rye.

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Odds n sods.

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Jimi

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Jimi.

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Jimi

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Gods greasy spoon.

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So, lunch is on me then eh?

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Amen.

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Two quid a ticket.

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Oh ye cunt of the closed mind.

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*Ahem* Gourmand 2

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I Wish........ RC 6

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"- Too bright the man -"

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Bladder stones.

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Feast.

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Maslows slippery slope.

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To the left of kathmandu

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√2

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liddle lobster me.

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Last bus home.

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"- gleaning of the owl-"

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Random challenge 3, (children's poem)

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As of late.

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:Doggy Paddle:

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"charlie"

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Mi Fatha.

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Mi Fatha.

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Reply to Lou.

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Sarah

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"- Jimi -"

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Moved up one on god!!

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Ol' porkers lament.

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Balm n Unction.

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"Cocking a deaf 'un"

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Uncle Albert.

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Heroes n arseholes.

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"Boing, time fer bed."

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The comely wench

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Fluff.

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Wish I was a Lego man.

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Dear, Doctor Edna.

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"The Knockerupper"

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Love is.

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Jimi.

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O

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Love-ish.

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Lopsided Annie.

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If's buts n maybes !

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"- So, lunch is on me then, eh? -"

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"-Philosophical liddle lobster me -"

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"- Gracie -"

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Sputnik whizzing by

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Domesticity blues.

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George.

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"- That nice auld wummin wha stops yir mammy frae hitting ye.-"

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Updated: 9 March, 2021

Tit whipped.

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Updated: 9 March, 2021

"Sputnik whizzing by",,,, Feb con.

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Cogito ergo sum.

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Cogito

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9 am.

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toasty tootsies

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I'll take another pull.

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Tiffin by the sea.

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Green George.

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"- Hawking Dawkins -"

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Two ditties fer my infectious Annie !

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Updated: 9 March, 2021

Tiffin by the sea.

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"- Gods greasy spoon -"

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With a nod and wink to Spike

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Aperitifs.

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"- Gleaning of the Owl -".

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Piccalilli on rye.

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My curriculum vitae for the job of Pope.

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Aberfan.

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