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Pixelated
Member since November 16, 2019
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C#-tis Interruptus
All right, let's knock this assignment out
*looks at obsidian screen*
What a nice contrast with that neon green font
*cracks knuckles, and begins to type*
XmlDocument xml = new XmlDocument();
Dang fly, get out of here!
*lyrics of Monster by Mumford and Sons crosses mind*
Music! That's what I forgot! Let's fire up Spotify...
*sings along with song*
What was I doing? Right. Homework. OK
XmlDocument xml = new XmlDocument();
xml.LoadXml(str); // suppose that str string contains "...
This daggum fly! Land, so I can get you. Land! That's it! LAND!
Easy, easy, SPLAT!
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*Wipes hands on jeans*
You know, I haven't watched a Few Good Men in a while
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
*daydreams about rifle drills*
Look at all those Marines in their smart uniforms
Sunlight bouncing off that polished M1 Garand like it's hitting a force field
OOO-RAH!
Dang it. I need to do this homework!
*cracks neck* OK
XmlDocument xml = new XmlDocument();
xml.LoadXml(str); // suppose that str string contains "..."
Mreeow? Rowr-rowr-rowr?
Grey fluff hops into my lap.
There goes any hope of assignment being done soon.....
Pixelated’s timeline
- November 2024
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16 MonAnniversary
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- November 2019
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18 MonReceived a critique
on C#-tis Interruptus from @scribbler
"I could not even begin to write code whatever That is lol. So it might be a good idea to minimize it in your poem incase there are still a lot of luddites like me around . Other than that this is a good slice of life in…" -
18 MonFirst critique offered
on "I"LL NEVER BE A SONNETEER (Nov. Contest)" by @scribbler
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18 MonReceived a critique
on C#-tis Interruptus from @Geezer
"we have some humor here! I liked it, but could have done with just little bit less of code. Not to say get rid of it all, but leave just enough to give the idea. I have the same problems in getting started sometimes. My…" -
18 MonFirst publication
C#-tis Interruptus
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18 Mon
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16 SatJoined Neopoet
Membership begins
First poem published 2 days later.
About Me
About me
For the original members who may remember me, I am Infinite_Dwarf (Jess J.)
Over-caffeinated European mutt. I'm a semicolon. A quick "shoop" of air, and rumble tumble bumble I go. A soft sledge hammer, pretty diamond encased in the loads of crap put up with from a feeble, greedy populace.
Location: East Coast, USA
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