MY WIENER

Tell me if you've seen my wiener
  its kind of fat and long
  if you're some sort of wiener screener
  just give it "10" you'll not be wrong

And given just a minor stroke
  with his head he'll try to poke
  you in the crotch or even leg
  he'll nearly stand right up and beg

If shown daylight , he may just go
  in and out and to and fro
  he likes to slide into tight places
  and "drool"all over pretty faces

And if he comes you'll sure be happy
  to rub his hair thats short not nappy
  and please don't bounce them off the walls
  but you can play with both his balls

Kinda shaped like a blunt log
  so tell me if you've seen my wiener....dog

*      wiener dog= slang for dachshund