The Bullshit Poem

                                The  Bullshit  Poem

         Here are some items to ponder and muse
         whenever you're stressed to kill
         before you go blow that proverbial fuse
         consider them if you will

         Dancing and fish oil are good for the heart
         so dance with an oily fish
         think about pooping whenever you fart
         and maybe you'll get your wish

         Snorting the Drano,  while seemingy cool,
         may not be too good for the brain
         drinking used anti-freeze will make you drool
         and probably vomit in pain

         Whenever it's possible,  kiss someone's ass,
         especially if they are rich
         it might not be tasty but think of the cash
         you might get from the Son-of-a-Bitch

         If you are hungry try eating some Crow
         it's worked well for me in the past
         and when your brain hurts kick a rock with your toe
         that headache will disappear fast

         Last but not least,  if you're really uptight,
         and can't find your butt with a map,
         piss up a rope and then go pick a fight
         with a crocodile taking a nap!

         C.  Lon  R.  Bruso