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Aug 16, 2009
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Reality of Fakery
Reality of Fakery
Boob job, nose bob
All to enhance the slob
Liposuction, skin reduction
Even collagen induction
Steroid use, body abuse
Now we need to reduce
Enter a trance, hair transplant
Get the latest pair of pants
Take a pill, time to kill
Beauty's skin deep if you will
Hair extension, Botox tension
Follow modern convention
Real or fake, what’s your take
Butt enhancement to celebrate
Are your ankles now called cankles
Doesn’t all this make you rankle?
A face lift, what a gift
Cure the wrinkles that have slipped
Do it again, where’s the end
When your belly buttons on your chin?
Do your legs look like kegs
What will happen if you renege
How did we come to be be
Without this new reality?
Boob job, nose bob
All to enhance the slob
Liposuction, skin reduction
Even collagen induction
Steroid use, body abuse
Now we need to reduce
Enter a trance, hair transplant
Get the latest pair of pants
Take a pill, time to kill
Beauty's skin deep if you will
Hair extension, Botox tension
Follow modern convention
Real or fake, what’s your take
Butt enhancement to celebrate
Are your ankles now called cankles
Doesn’t all this make you rankle?
A face lift, what a gift
Cure the wrinkles that have slipped
Do it again, where’s the end
When your belly buttons on your chin?
Do your legs look like kegs
What will happen if you renege
How did we come to be be
Without this new reality?
— Rett, Aug 16, 2009
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Critiques
2 Quills
16 years 9 months ago
reality of fakery
sweetspirit
16 years 9 months ago
Too funny
Seren
16 years 9 months ago
Dear Rett
Rett
16 years 9 months ago
Corey, Jen and Jayne
Arrow
16 years 9 months ago
This is hilarious--
Rett
16 years 9 months ago
Thanks bunches Arrow
easylife_2
16 years 9 months ago
This is so well written with
Rett
16 years 9 months ago
Thank you easy
Eduardo Cruz
16 years 9 months ago
Rett,
Rett
16 years 9 months ago
I appreciate it Eddie.
orgami
16 years 9 months ago
Im Decrepit however
Rett
16 years 9 months ago
*LOL* Thanks Orgami
Rett
16 years 9 months ago
Seems like everywhere you turn
Rett
16 years 9 months ago
Thanks Hannah
Nordic cloud
16 years 9 months ago
You made me LAUGH OUT LOUD Rett,
Rett
16 years 9 months ago
Glad you got a giggle
Electric Blue
16 years 9 months ago
reality of Fakery
Rett
16 years 8 months ago
True Maggie
tbeaudet
16 years 9 months ago
Too much truth
Rett
16 years 8 months ago
Thanks Tom
yenti
16 years 9 months ago
Young Rett
Rett
16 years 8 months ago
Ah Ian, I'm gonna hate getting old
hugo la rosa
16 years 9 months ago
Rett
Rett
16 years 8 months ago
Thanks Hugo
Kailashana
16 years 9 months ago
R(h)ett, darling, You
DawningDaytripper
16 years 9 months ago
Good take Rett,
Godweed
16 years 9 months ago
truth in humour!