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weirdelf
weirdelf
Jan 24, 2009 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Fuck all poets



Fuck all poets
wankers think they're great
they all think they know it
until it's much too late
— weirdelf, Jan 24, 2009

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Region, Country: Sydney, Australia, AUS

Favorite Poets: The Romantics, The Mersey Sound, The Beats and, of course, The Bard

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Eduardo Cruz

Eduardo Cruz

17 years 4 months ago

Jess,

you hit the nail on the head, but all poets. all is a big word!! you made a point here, and voted a five for yourself. so I'll play the sweet guy and vote five also. Let's see how many stars are in the sky. I love this idea, your always thinking!! thanks, Eddie
Eduardo Cruz

Eduardo Cruz

17 years 4 months ago

Jess,

I thought you wrote this after the discussion on voting, so in that vein I saw the truth of it and thought it a great argument! I began to see your side of the issue! I guess maybe I saw more then what was posted. I still think it makes a point so in the same vein, "FUCK IT ALL!!" -Luck Eddie-
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sakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

17 years 1 month ago

FUCK IT ALL

EDWARD. I ask you a question. If you were to play in hell would you just let go of the men that looked to you for the reason the are to live? Steven A. Kacer
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Conect11

17 years 4 months ago

true,

screw 'em! Screm 'em all right in the ear! I gave it a two, because while I liked your point, I didn't think you brought anything new to the dinner :) Mark W. Galatians 5:22-23 "22 But the Holy Spirit produces this kind of fruit in our lives: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness, and self-control. Against these, there is no law!" My favorite verse(s) in the Bible
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orgami

17 years 4 months ago

what the fuck

well I often wonder what poets poems are stiving for and sometimes the negative bellicose makes me question my responses but considering this is a true poetic pointed great poem I shall honourably give it the five stars it does deserve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rett

Rett

17 years 4 months ago

Fuck em and you

Well, maybe not, I'd rather just scream. Usually at publishers. Besides, I know enough to know I don't know anything. There is no such thing as gravity and the world is flat, but what the hell, it's here. Give it a three. Not verbose enough so you are letting the rest of us bullshit artists down. Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water."
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 4 months ago

bellicose

Warlike in manner or temperament; pugnacious. cheers, Jess
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 4 months ago

good response

could have been done much better. But just sometimes the guts come out the mouth cheers, Jess
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Quillsvein1

17 years 4 months ago

you've

been really pissed lately, man. but you know, i was at a poetry reading and i was thinking the same thing: everyone was preening about with huge egos (this in the back of a bar), wearing scarfs, screaming drivel into the microphone. *until* one talented young lady got up and read. feel better. GB
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 4 months ago

Jess

Wow, who pissed in your Cornflakes?! I'll give it a three. Strong message, but I can't dance to it. LOL! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"Handle every situation like a dog: if you can't eat it, or screw it, piss on it and walk away!"
Kailashana

Kailashana

17 years 4 months ago

Yo Jess! Does anyone every

Yo Jess! Does anyone ever consider that the phrase *fuck you* is a wonderful thought, I mean surely, the most delight a body has is being fucked/making love, unless it's food, work, drugs, exercise, sports, tv, movies, a walk in the park, climbing an ocean, surfing the mountain or writing ball-busting poetry. Lol. Jess. You keep us honest and humble. Ok. Honest. Yours, Anna "We have to try to get rid of the notion of time. And when you have an intense contact of love with nature or another human being, like a spark, then you understand that there is no time and that everything is eternal." Paulo Coelho
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 4 months ago

LOL, yes I do consider that!

In fact I can think of a great many poets who would be far happier, more productive and possibly even more skillful fucking than writing, cheers, Jess
Kailashana

Kailashana

17 years 4 months ago

Well, right now, I’d

Well, right now, I'd consider having a snowblower better than having sex. Just dug myself out of two feet of snow. You should see the path I carved, it's really quite interesting... not a straight line where one should be. LOL. The neighbors must think I'm drunk... Wish I were, my fingers are going to fall off as I'm typing this. Hey, got any extra room down under? I'm tired of snow snow snow. I might get used to dust kookaburras, kangaroos and heat. Don't know how those mean and deadly snakes ya guys have. Btw, I should think those poets who are proficient at poetry are quite possibly good in other arts.. the art of ......love making? I keep having that illusion. LOL. ~A "We have to try to get rid of the notion of time. And when you have an intense contact of love with nature or another human being, like a spark, then you understand that there is no time and that everything is eternal." Paulo Coelho
docmaverick

docmaverick

17 years 4 months ago

Elf....

...first of all, I don't understand why you reverted to a rhyming scheme.....you KNOW you're more prolific in freeform. Then, secondly...as a person of the male persuasion, I personally would've said, "Fuck all the female poets !" Granted, there's not as "lofty" an ideal as fucking EVERY poet; no matter of what gender.....(But, I recently "came out of the proverbial closet"....and found out that I'm a Nymphomaniac Lesbian, trapped in a man's body.) Sorry 'bout my luck; but that's how things go. But, with all seriousness aside, you cannot possibly possess THAT much of a libido ! Let me know, if I can help...because, you're still the "elf". #{:>{)}=/... docmaverick.
Kailashana

Kailashana

17 years 4 months ago

ummm….Keep these poems

ummm....Keep these poems coming...... (If for no other reason than garnering replies such as doc's.) LOL! ~Anna
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fthillsboomer

17 years 4 months ago

Sweet

Sweet
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big-Alzer

17 years 4 months ago

hi there

Hi Jess this made me laugh, but really its a comment at a time when all was not well,valid maybe. But its a place you might visit once in a while. Its not good to live there. Regards Alzer.
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sakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

16 years 1 month ago

Fuck all poets

Edward, Hello my harry friend. I hope you take what I'm to say with a grin. Fuck me as I'm a poet. I think not. So what should I say. I don't enjoy fluff I write for three me myself and I so to say fuck all poets. You must first take my name. I speak of pride of a time spent. I write of pictures men bent. So I stand with a mud gun in hand I'm not to be fucked by a brother understand. So what the heck I will be happy to place a bullet in your gray. I laugh and cry I love and will always be me a soldier of the U.S.A. U.S.M.C.