Bubba and the Bike

Bubba and the Bike

Bubba has a brand new bike
but doesn't know just what it's like
to see him dressed like a crossing guard
belly hanging like a tub of lard
He thinks he's cool, he thinks he's wild
and ev'ry woman wants his child

Looking down his eagle beak
squinty eyes and big fat cheeks
Police shirt with tail tucked in
Figure like a bowling pin
Double chin hanging down
He's the coolest guy in town

Riding on his Harley bike
Looking like a pig alright
Cool cop shades upon his face
looking for a hiding place
Thinks it's grand to write a ticket
Like to tell him where to stick it!


I beat the ticket. I know the law. You must enter the intersection AFTER the light has turned red, not be in it when it turns red. *G* That will teach him to know the law himself. Ignorance is no excuse as they are fond of saying. I think the biggest problem is that he was very rude. I abhor rudeness in a public servant and most everyone else.