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Sarcasm



Sarcasm seems to be
A tool of polite society

Myself , I prefer a more direct route
Darn it, just spit the words out

Don't mutter, or stutter
Your true meaning just utter

Say what you mean
Not something in between

Just my opinion, humble of course
Anything else would just be too coarse



 

— Linda Moses, Sep 17, 2008

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Region, Country: Texas, USA

Favorite Poets: rethinking this. have recently started reading the works of some of the greats, I will comment later

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themoonman

themoonman

17 years 8 months ago

Hi Linda...

liked your poem on sarcasm... can't say I never use it but I do agree with you, and I tend to stay in trouble for being too direct at times... sometimes I see it and keep quiet.. I have a friend that uses sarcasm all the time, I find it annoying and call him on it quite often... say what you mean to me.. it is much more appreciated.. thank you for posting this piece... Richard
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 8 months ago

Hi, Richard

this was about something that really irritated me, so wrote it down in a poem. thanks for commenting
yenti

yenti

17 years 8 months ago

Direct route

Great Piece, Yours, Ian.T PS Woops It was well written and thought out thank you for this one.....la la la
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 8 months ago

Ian

Not great poetry, I realize, but there is. Thank you for reading and commenting
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poewriter58

17 years 8 months ago

Linda

Simple but well stated Chrys
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 8 months ago

Thanks

Chrys, Just something I needed to get off my chest.
Janice Pearce

Janice Pearce

17 years 8 months ago

Sarcasm

Linda, I enjoyed reading this one, good job~ "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." Will Rogers
tbeaudet

tbeaudet

17 years 8 months ago

Cute poem, Linda

but I am a firm believer that Sarcasm is an art form. There is a time and a place for everything though, and it is true that sometimes you should just tell it like it is. Tom
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 8 months ago

Hi, Tom

You are right. Most of my family had this art down pat. We were'nt allowed to show anger, but strangely sarcasm was allowed. I guess that's how they got so good at it. Thanks for reading.
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prayersbyPatty

17 years 8 months ago

Nice write Linda

enjoyed reading this one.... I really like the line about saying what you mean not something in between.... really do people think we are stupid? Sarcasm is a fancy word for mind games. Patty
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 8 months ago

I'll be blunt

*whispers* put a space between 'in' and 'between'. Otherwise, good piece! :~) ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- "I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.... Scared the crap out of me. So that's it! After today, no more reading!" - Lex M.
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prayersbyPatty

17 years 8 months ago

LOL

Good advise Jess I was not being sarcastic, just a little to subtle.
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 8 months ago

Jess

Thank you, you are right about the space between in between, and I did fix it. I appreciate your comments
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 8 months ago

Thank you

You may give me pointers anytime I need them. I always appreciate your comments
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

17 years 8 months ago

Love this

Smiles:) Barbara I am so sarcastic at times I don't no I am doing I'm so good at it. agree with you it is not good. but my honesty gets me in trouble all the time as I am too direct, so I usually annoy people by learning other ways to say what I mean, but people see right through it. so I keep my opinion to my self even that annoy people as some want to hear it. Hopeless case I am. glad you wrote this makes me think. too extreme, no balance or in between for me. change hurts
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 8 months ago

Hi, Barbara

Easy to get into trouble sometimes, I guess. Thanks for reading
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

17 years 8 months ago

Love this

Smiles:) Barbara I am so sarcastic at times I don't no I am doing I'm so good at it. agree with you it is not good. but my honesty gets me in trouble all the time as I am too direct, so I usually annoy people by learning other ways to say what I mean, but people see right through it. so I keep my opinion to my self even that annoy people as some want to hear it. Hopeless case I am. glad you wrote this makes me think. I am too extreme, no balance, no in between for me. Change hurts
Mark

Mark

17 years 8 months ago

strait forward is another word for trouble

where I come from anyhow, as it means putting someone into reality lol And then again the anger in sarcasm is no good. Diplomacy, I think, as best as one can deliver may be the route lol thinking out loud here. I enjoyed this writing about making contact. Thanks, Mark
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 8 months ago

Squinting

Is that you there is the picture. Can't quite make our your purty face.
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 8 months ago

Mark

I tend to say as little as I can, and then when I do say something, it surprises people. but I think a lot. Diplomacy, as you suggest is the best route. Thanks for reading and giving comment.
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 8 months ago

D

Id worked with a girl who could "tell you to go to hell" and it took a while to realize that was what she said
Kailashana

Kailashana

17 years 8 months ago

Though I love the poems,

Though I love the poems, sometimes I love the comments even more, how sarcastic does one have to be to see that it's all fading to various shades of grey, in either case? lol. Good write. ~A
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Ink Dragon

17 years 5 months ago

Linda,

thanks for making me read this. I am used to getting into trouble due to both my blunt-axe honesty and my love for sarcasm. I can easily see why my poem reminded you of this one. A great write! Being honest, not sarcastic, Ink
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 5 months ago

Ink

Thank you for taking the time to read. Sincerely, Linda
Rett

Rett

17 years 5 months ago

I can't believe I didn't comment on this one

and it from an honorary Texas gal from Ohio. *L* I really like it my friend. Well done and yes, I pronounce Route as rowt and not root also. *LOL* Loved it! Respectfully, Rett: "It’s impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside." Purplemoondoll
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 5 months ago

Rett

And creek not crick. Thank you Rett I appreciate you reading. Sincerely, Linda