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Rett
Rett
Jul 29, 2008 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

For My Buddy, DarkinAZ (Adult)

For My Buddy, DarkinAZ






Bitchslap My Rap Sap

Bitchslap, which slap
Gonna be a rattrap
Bitchslap my soul crap
Made me write this mishap

Kick slap, itch slap
Damn the mosquito slap
Bootstrap, booty slap
Go and get your face slapped

Bitchslap, unsnap
Careful what you unwrap
Stopgap, wiretap
Better shut your yap tap

Jockstrap, asap
Talk about your claptrap
Madcap, hitch strap
Hit me with a hubcap

Recap, nightcap
Causing such a flap trap
DarninAZ’s bitchslap your soul crap
See what you've done chap?
— Rett, Jul 29, 2008

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Region, Country: Southern Texas, USA

Favorite Poets: Dickenson, Longfellow

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Rett

Rett

17 years 10 months ago

Nope

Just from a comment my friend made on a poem. He said it didn't Bitchslap his soul. *LOL* Rett: "This way to the Great Egress" P.T. Barnum
Rett

Rett

17 years 10 months ago

I am very glad

You got a kick out of it Barbara. I appreciate it! *S* Rett: "This way to the Great Egress" P.T. Barnum
Rett

Rett

17 years 10 months ago

nope, yap tap

fits with wiretap. *LOL* Snoop Dog, mov4e over. The Rett Set is coming! Rett: "This way to the Great Egress" P.T. Barnum
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DarkinAZ

17 years 10 months ago

LMAO!!

That is freak'n funny! How you made that work I will never know... Very Cool, Mark
Rett

Rett

17 years 10 months ago

ROTFLMAO

Glad you got a kick out of it. I thought the Adult would get you! It's your fault, I just had to do something with it! That comment cracked me up! Respectfully, Rett: "This way to the Great Egress" P.T. Barnum
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DarkinAZ

17 years 10 months ago

I would love to....

fill out an application for the "Rett Set" or does that conflict with the whole "Homeboy" image, ya know, filling out an app. and all. Let me know, Mark
Rett

Rett

17 years 10 months ago

LOL

Wouldn't that be the tops man? A couple of White redneck conservative freedom loving rappers! *LOL* Rett: "This way to the Great Egress" P.T. Barnum
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prayersbyPatty

17 years 10 months ago

LOLOTF (on the floor)

Maybe we should all write some rap, Not people who shop at the Gap Poets caught in a mind trap My brain needs a wire tap to get rid of all the crap words flowing out like sap Get to wear my Little Lee hat Laughing so loud I was forced to bat at my eyes full of thoughts of being a brat Yeah thats is Patty
Rett

Rett

17 years 10 months ago

*LMAO*

Let me see, the Rett set, Rett, Mark and Patty. *LOL* Rett: "This way to the Great Egress" P.T. Barnum
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 10 months ago

zowie!

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!!! Was eating my leftover pizza, and choked on it I was laughing so hard! A white Texan trying to rap....too funny. See, Mark, don't taunt the Texan. LMAO ~Jess K. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on..." - Ronnie Barker
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DarkinAZ

17 years 10 months ago

Well I got one...

For him later, if he allows. Sincerely, Mark
Rett

Rett

17 years 10 months ago

Sorry

Poor Jess, DOA on Pizza.. *LOL* Glad you got a laugh. Mark, go for it. Redneck rappers unite! Rett: "This way to the Great Egress" P.T. Barnum
Candlewitch

Candlewitch

17 years 10 months ago

Rett

Oh my goodness/badness, this is too funny! Always, Cat
Rett

Rett

17 years 10 months ago

*G* Thanks Cat

We got it going now. *LOL* Rett: "This way to the Great Egress" P.T. Barnum
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 10 months ago

*grins*

I gotta photoshop this one, put a cool border on it, and turn it into a wallpaper for the laptop... This, and another poem. I can't wait to see Mark's rebuttal. Redneck rappers *shakes head* y'all are too much.... ~Jess K. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on..." - Ronnie Barker
Rett

Rett

17 years 10 months ago

*LOL*

Once in a while you just gotta get crazy! His is hillarious. It's a good thing we both have warped senses of humor. Space warped that is. *LOL* Beam us up Scottie, we are NOT intelligent life here. *LOL* Rett: "This way to the Great Egress" P.T. Barnum
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 10 months ago

Where's mother?

She has to read these two. "we came in search of intelligent life...oops...we missed!" LOL! ~Jess K. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on..." - Ronnie Barker
Rett

Rett

17 years 10 months ago

I don't know

For some reason, she didn't tell me whare she was going. *LOL* See, you missed again. Rett: "This way to the Great Egress" P.T. Barnum
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 10 months ago

slap

good enough to make ya wana slap yo mama
Rett

Rett

17 years 10 months ago

*chuckle*

It was all Mark's fault. He cracked me up with the didn't bitchslap my soul comment. Thanks Linda. I hope you enjoyed it as it was meant to be funny. *L* Rett: "This way to the Great Egress" P.T. Barnum