A Very Strong Wind

A Very Strong Wind

You’re an evil person, a miserable twat.
A silver spoon baby, your mother’s your aunt.
Your dad was an asshole who sold frozen water,
and his fat ugly face was passed on to your daughter.

You attended great schools, but all your diplomas,
couldn’t land you a real man, or disguise your aromas.
He's a half man at best, and a used part time dad,
your step parenting classes must’ve just been a fad.

I hate how you look, and I hate what you say,
“Ryan would have wanted it this way”.
How would you know, you smelly fucking gash?
The only thing on your mind was saving some cash.

If I had less control, a little more off base,
I would’ve coughed up missile, and spat in your face.
But it wasn’t the time or the place for a fight,
I resent what you said, but I handled it right.

All of your money and all of your cash,
couldn’t afford you a single upgrade in class.
Both the boys hate you, and they always did,
hate you more than you love all the money you’ve hid.

‘Cause you’re an ugly half monkey, with two ugly chimps,
and the milquetoast with the pipe wrench, 
He's the king of the wimps.
I’ve got lots more to say, this was just a small sample,
I’d piss on you if you would come down off your camel.