A Surprise From Santa's Sac(k) - An Xmas Poem

Santa sits in his dark grotto
Without his underpants
He's got something on his mind
If he gets half a fucking chance.

A Mummy brings her child to see him
But it's not the lad he's after.
Santa wants to grab his buxom Mum
And OH how he wants to shaft her.

Santa hands the lad to his elf
And drags Mum round the back
He has a nice present for her:
A load of semen from his sac.

After the Christmas deed is done,
The child goes off with his mother;
They don't know in nine months' time
He'll have a bastard brother.

About This Poem

Style/Type: Free verse

Review Request Direction: How was my language use?
How does this theme appeal to you?

Review Request Intensity: I appreciate moderate constructive criticism

Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft

About the Author

Region, Country: London, Culture Capital of the World

Favorite Poets: Siegfried Sassoon, Wilfred Owen, Rupert Brooke, Chaucer, Shakespeare to name but a few. And VERY IMPORTANTLY: Erich Fried, a leftwing Austrian of Jewish ancestry who fled the Nazis and became a British citizen in 1949., And, other writers (non-poets mainly): Raymond Chandler, Irvine Welsh, Anthony Burgess, Graham Greene, Charles Bukowski, John le Carré, Anthony Horowitz, Mick Herron, Margaret Attwood, Edna O'Brian, Maeve Binchy., Writers who I find vastly over-rated: TS Eliot, Virgina Woolf, Sylvia Plath, Phil Larkin, E.A. Poe, A. Ginsburg, Longfellow, Gerald Manley Hopkins (actually I LOATHE Hopkins more than damson-dappled words can say).

Comments

Edna Sweetlove

5 years 7 months ago

We'll beg to..

...disagree, then. I wouldn't like to meet a 14 year old who knew about Santa's sac.

Gracy

5 years 7 months ago

Hi, I came over to read your

Hi, I came over to read your poem and find that you've got excellent end rhymes. But the subject doesn't atract me, don't know why, but it's off putting. Just saying.
Peace, Gracy