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Mar 04, 2026
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PUNNY MONEY
he's burning you down with your money
and a third of you still think it's funny
but you'll find no relief
from the drapist in chief
what's the beef, is "the drapist" not punny?
— Triskelion, Mar 04, 2026
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About This Poem
Last Few Words: ...finally, a word that I heard rather punny... not sure who coined it first, but I heard it from Brian Tyler Cohen recently.
Style/Type: Structured: Western
Review Request Direction:
What did you think of my title?
How was my language use?
Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Editing Stage: Editing - polished draft
Critiques
Geezer
3 months ago
I heard...
a punny thing, about "the herd". I love a good limerick. This is good. ~ Geez.
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