I declare Me and my entourage...

I declare Me and my entourage of four footed friends out for our independence day daily constitutional

Both blinding blizzard of snow (delivering sub-zero with wind chill temperatures far below absolute zero during dead of winter - impossible mission to imagine what with a heat dome sizzling a large swath of the United States), and blazing saddles (ushering triple degrees on heat index scale) hazy, hot and humid dog days of summer and "Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds," not only United States postal employee motto, but both also demonstrate the extreme scenarios videlicet albedo effect (measures how much sunlight a surface reflects back into space rather than absorbing aforementioned phenomena as heat calibrated on a scale from 0 (absorbing all light, like dark pavement) to 1 (reflecting all light, like fresh snow), this reflectivity drives critical climate feedback loops vis a vis high and low extremes affecting living organisms, where the former frozen precipitation blanket of fresh virgin snow across the terra firma can reflect up to 90% of incoming sunlight, while the latter absorbs more than 90% of the sunlight it receives respectively.

No matter which season of the witch
I would rather twitch
with excitement and enlist

and blow on whistle

to fearsome four furry friend

who join me in a game of Quidditch

the first man's best friend

to respond to discernible pitch

audiologically detected courtesy

Canis lupus familiaris.

Once upon a time I imagined myself

as a gregarious tow headed little boy
who lived in a webbed
wide world of make believe
where every day pitch perfect
edenic, idyllic, opportunistic to deploy
an arsenal of canine body guards
chief among them
a brawny bulldog named Fitzroy;
a Cane Corso: Massive
Italian mastiff with muscular body,
large blocky head,
and no-nonsense,
brooding expression female aptly
bitch in heat Helen-of-Troy;
Rottweiler: Renowned working dog
with powerful frames,
square snouts, and classic
black-and-tan markings who brings Joy;
Doberman Pinscher:
Sleek, athletic, and alert dog
known for their sharp,
angular faces and strong,
watchful postur
who takes no bull
and issues frog like bark immediately responds
to the appellation Leroy;
American Pit Bull Terrier:
Compact and highly muscular dog
with wide, prominent cheekbones
and a sturdy, confident stance
born on the planet Vulcan only puppy
of Ambassador Sarek
and his female counterpart Amanda
with Spock like facial features
which bespoke the name Nimoy;
and still accepting name suggestions
for the following breeds;
GraysonPerro de Presa Canario:
Large, heavy-boned mastiff
from the Canary Islands
with a powerful, assertive posture,
German Shepherd:
Highly alert working dog
with wolf-like facial features
and a reputation
for being formidable protectors;
Pit Bulls (and bully breeds):
A catch-all term for terriers
with wide, blocky heads
and muscular necks
that often project a tough image;
Akita: Large Japanese dog
with broad head
and dense coats
that give them a striking
and dominant look;
Chow Chow: Fluffy
but uniquely lion-like,
with deep-set eyes
and a scowling expression
that some people

find mean and unapproachable.

I depend on coterie of coveted canines
plus buffered with a fluffy 
yet ferocious phalanx of felines 
as each of their heads 
quizzically, collectively inclines
presenting quite a fright

to any onlookers and more dangerous
than a field of landmines.