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Dec 24, 2010
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He Speaks of Size!
What of Size He Speaks of?
If you go to the Ottawa zoo
There they have a frame
Size does matter
To sheep
Well
They have shown some
In human beings
Genes play an important role
Size is a gift inherited
Two siblings born
A decade apart
Can’t have the same endowment
But the world's average
Is 6 inches
And
Minimum size
Needed to serve
The intended purpose
Is just 3.5inches?
Ask any doc
Porn devastates young minds.
If one has an elephantine one
As elephants have a 48 incher
Then the human male
Can avoid entering
The entire tunnel
Exploit doggy or donkey style
Twill best help you both
The man and woman
Hope your size helps you.
— loved, Dec 24, 2010
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About This Poem
Style/Type: Free verse
Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft
Critiques
raj
15 years 5 months ago
lol..you seem to have done a
lol..you seem to have done a lot of research before coming up with this one...
loved
15 years 5 months ago
Yes but of course
a guy on the other site
motivates women
and wants to excite himself
so i wrote this one
for that guy
and others to share
glad u came
my way as u do
once in a way
rgds frnd till the end
MY FRIEND
MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO UUUUUUUUUUUUUU 22222222222222222