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temidayo
Member since June 16, 2010
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every man has his fear
.Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens-I got a cousin who gets all sweaty when within close distance to free-ranging hens when within close distance to free-ranging hens.
Biblophobia is the fear of books- imagine if everyone else in my school had this type of fear, i would have come up tops easily.
Bromidrosiphobia is the fear of body odour- I subscribe to this fear.
Gymnophobia is the fear of being naked- Imagine having a wife whose got this, you might as well go celibate!
Ochophobia is the fear of vehicles-Interesting! Is sahara long haul trekking your specialty?!
Ombrophobia is the fear of rain- the world doesn't need too many anti-agriculturalists
Philophobia is the fear of falling in love-she hasn't met Bill Gates.
Somniphobia is the fear of sleep-you would make a fortune as a night security guard.
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive-who wants to be buried?!(nobody really wants to die)much less buried alive!
Teratophobia is the fear of monsters or deformed people- sorry the former I haven't seen; the latter, nobody's perfect.
Xenophobia is the fear of strangers or foreigner-wait! people from another land or world?If he comes with one head, why should I fear him? But if he laughs in an odd way,''like laughing with teeth pressed together'', would you mind keeping him company?!I bet not.
Zoophobia is the fear of animals-Give me a break!You ought to fear something.
Panophobia is the fear of everything- 'men' you are so scared am scared to be your friend.
Phobophobia is the fear of fear itself-''You are in a class of your own''. You own the patent of this sort of fear
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26 MonReceived a critique
on every man has his fear from @Ian.T
"Just captured a list of Phobia's it seems a fun thing so come on make poetry with symetry, Yours Ian.T" -
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"the correct term is 'collective nouns'. And I look forward to your re-write" -
26 MonReceived a critique
on every man has his fear from @Ian.T
"I wrote a piece that comprises of just a list of Plurals about two weeks ago it is very hard to make them ring like poetry but I shall edit it when time permits, Take care out there, Yours Ian.T" - June 2012
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every man has his fear
".Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens-I got a cousin who gets all sweaty when within close distance to free-ranging hens when within close distance to free-ranging hens." - May 2012
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on "Metro Sexuality" by @lou
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16 WedFirst publication
Opi-nee-yawn!
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